Anything But Paris letra

Robots, monkeys, air-o-planes
The Mississippi, London, Spain
A newborn kitten, Charlie Brown
Some Eskimos and a Lincoln Town Car

Pork chop sandwiches, Apple iPhone
Jimmy Carter, baseball, Sno Cones
Chocolate, diapers, sushi, NASCAR
Wal-Mart, Buddha, Kenya, tadpoles

CHORUS
This song's not about Paris Hilton
Anything but Paris Hilton
We don't care what she's doing
And we don't care where she's been

So this song's not about Paris Hilton
Anything but Paris Hilton
We won't say nothing 'bout her
Even if we say her name

Fuzzy bunnies, 3-D glasses
Money, privilege, spoiled rotten
Chimichangas, suspended license
Boob job, public temper tantrum

Celebutarded, homemade sex tape
Zsa Zsa for the new millenium
Daddy's money, nasty skank
A lazy-eyed attention whore

CHORUS

Paul and Storm - Letras

• A Better Version of You
• Anything But Paris
• Barry Bonds Press Conference - The Musical
• Better Off Dead
• Boolean Love Song
• Buffett Night (Tonight, I'm a Parrothead)
• Chick and the Dictator
• Christmas Eve Eve
• Count To Ten
• Cruel, Cruel Moon
• Dexter the Credit Debt Badger
• Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley)
• Epithets
• Every Man Has a Secret
• Extremely Old With You
• Find the Words
• George Mason
• Grandma's Christmas Dinner
• Happy Birthday, Kristi
• Here Come The Dinosaurs
• Here's Looking At You
• Hippie with a Djembe
• Hot Monkey Love
• I Will Sing a Lullabye
• I'm Gonna Blow Myself Up
• John Mellecamp's Theme From 24
• K-R-I-S-T-I
• Lame Monster Party
• Lil' Guildies Theme Song
• Lindsay
• Live
• Lose the Gonads
• Me Make Fire
• Mel
• More Than Two
• Mother's Day Song
• Mr. Safety's Bowling Alley
• My Fantastic Plastic Girl
• Nugget Man
• Nun Fight
• Oh, No
• Old Keith Richards
• Opening Band
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Randy Newman's Theme From Citizen Kane
• Randy Newman's Theme From Scarface
• Randy Newman's Theme From Seabiscuit
• Randy Newman's Theme From The Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King
• Randy Newman's Theme From The Passion of The Christ
• Shake Machine
• Six Guys, Ten Teeth
• Soccer
• Strip Club Daddy
• Tap Three Times
• Ten Finger Johnny
• That's the News of the Week
• The Ballad of Eddie Praeger
• The Ballad of Rufus Amos Adams
• The Ballad of the Sneak
• The BarryTones' Musical Summary of the News of the Week
• The Captain's Wife's Lament
• The Deballers
• The Easter Song
• The Miranda Lullabye
• The Paul and Storm Theme Song
• The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song
• Those Enron Boys
• Too Friggin' Hot
• Uncle Puffy
• You Just Don't Get It, do You?
• Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor)
• Your Town