Every Man Has a Secret letra

Every man has a secret porn collection
Beneath the mattress, in the basement, or in the shed
An indecent aggregation
To aid with our stimulation
After everybody else has gone to bed

An encyclopedic media selection
Pictures, magazines, flip-books and DVDs
A corn-u-copia of data
Both in VHS and Beta
It's a wonderland of surreptitious sleaze

It may lurk on the computer
In an inconspicuously-named directory
I bet even Catholic priests
Sequester some in the recesses of their rectory

There's a potpourri for every predilection
Girl on girl, man on man, or dog on fish
Every class of animalia
Juxtaposing genitalia
To help us scratch our every evil itch

Yes, every man has a secret porn collection
And my lady friends, as vices go, there's worse
So let us keep our smut clandestine
And we won't ask any questions
About the "neck massager" you keep in your purse
Keep…in…your…purse! (Bzzzzzzzz…)

Paul and Storm - Letras

• A Better Version of You
• Anything But Paris
• Barry Bonds Press Conference - The Musical
• Better Off Dead
• Boolean Love Song
• Buffett Night (Tonight, I'm a Parrothead)
• Chick and the Dictator
• Christmas Eve Eve
• Count To Ten
• Cruel, Cruel Moon
• Dexter the Credit Debt Badger
• Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley)
• Epithets
• Every Man Has a Secret
• Extremely Old With You
• Find the Words
• George Mason
• Grandma's Christmas Dinner
• Happy Birthday, Kristi
• Here Come The Dinosaurs
• Here's Looking At You
• Hippie with a Djembe
• Hot Monkey Love
• I Will Sing a Lullabye
• I'm Gonna Blow Myself Up
• John Mellecamp's Theme From 24
• K-R-I-S-T-I
• Lame Monster Party
• Lil' Guildies Theme Song
• Lindsay
• Live
• Lose the Gonads
• Me Make Fire
• Mel
• More Than Two
• Mother's Day Song
• Mr. Safety's Bowling Alley
• My Fantastic Plastic Girl
• Nugget Man
• Nun Fight
• Oh, No
• Old Keith Richards
• Opening Band
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Randy Newman's Theme From Citizen Kane
• Randy Newman's Theme From Scarface
• Randy Newman's Theme From Seabiscuit
• Randy Newman's Theme From The Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King
• Randy Newman's Theme From The Passion of The Christ
• Shake Machine
• Six Guys, Ten Teeth
• Soccer
• Strip Club Daddy
• Tap Three Times
• Ten Finger Johnny
• That's the News of the Week
• The Ballad of Eddie Praeger
• The Ballad of Rufus Amos Adams
• The Ballad of the Sneak
• The BarryTones' Musical Summary of the News of the Week
• The Captain's Wife's Lament
• The Deballers
• The Easter Song
• The Miranda Lullabye
• The Paul and Storm Theme Song
• The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song
• Those Enron Boys
• Too Friggin' Hot
• Uncle Puffy
• You Just Don't Get It, do You?
• Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor)
• Your Town