I'm Gonna Blow Myself Up letra

You think you're so smart
You think you're so cool
Because you won big
When the divorce judge ruled

He said sell the house
Give the money to you
But you haven't won yet:
Guess what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna blow myself up

People say that it's dumb
And I'm an unbalanced man
But the logic is clear
In my foolproof plan (As follows:)
I'm gonna blow myself up
So you don't get what you want
And I'm gonna be dead
So you'll feel really bad
And you'll wish that you'd been
A little nicer to me
I'm gonna blow myself up

It's the perfect solution
I heartily recommend it
For every slight and intrusion
And every time you're offended

Your boss is a jerk
A long line for one clerk
You can't find your keys
Nothing good on TV
Just blow yourself up

Kids won't do their chores
Just blow yourself up
The dog peed on the floor
Just blow yourself up
The waiter's taking to long
Just blow yourself up
Got no idea for a song

Paul and Storm - Letras

• A Better Version of You
• Anything But Paris
• Barry Bonds Press Conference - The Musical
• Better Off Dead
• Boolean Love Song
• Buffett Night (Tonight, I'm a Parrothead)
• Chick and the Dictator
• Christmas Eve Eve
• Count To Ten
• Cruel, Cruel Moon
• Dexter the Credit Debt Badger
• Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley)
• Epithets
• Every Man Has a Secret
• Extremely Old With You
• Find the Words
• George Mason
• Grandma's Christmas Dinner
• Happy Birthday, Kristi
• Here Come The Dinosaurs
• Here's Looking At You
• Hippie with a Djembe
• Hot Monkey Love
• I Will Sing a Lullabye
• I'm Gonna Blow Myself Up
• John Mellecamp's Theme From 24
• K-R-I-S-T-I
• Lame Monster Party
• Lil' Guildies Theme Song
• Lindsay
• Live
• Lose the Gonads
• Me Make Fire
• Mel
• More Than Two
• Mother's Day Song
• Mr. Safety's Bowling Alley
• My Fantastic Plastic Girl
• Nugget Man
• Nun Fight
• Oh, No
• Old Keith Richards
• Opening Band
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Randy Newman's Theme From Citizen Kane
• Randy Newman's Theme From Scarface
• Randy Newman's Theme From Seabiscuit
• Randy Newman's Theme From The Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King
• Randy Newman's Theme From The Passion of The Christ
• Shake Machine
• Six Guys, Ten Teeth
• Soccer
• Strip Club Daddy
• Tap Three Times
• Ten Finger Johnny
• That's the News of the Week
• The Ballad of Eddie Praeger
• The Ballad of Rufus Amos Adams
• The Ballad of the Sneak
• The BarryTones' Musical Summary of the News of the Week
• The Captain's Wife's Lament
• The Deballers
• The Easter Song
• The Miranda Lullabye
• The Paul and Storm Theme Song
• The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song
• Those Enron Boys
• Too Friggin' Hot
• Uncle Puffy
• You Just Don't Get It, do You?
• Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor)
• Your Town