Soccer letra

Stamp collections
Eggs frying
Staph infections
Paint drying
These are just a few of the things more exciting than soccer

Baby showers
James Buchanan
Eight straight hours of A Prairie Home Companion
These are some other things more exciting than soccer

They say that it's the world's most popular sport
I'd get excited for it if I tried
Ninety minutes for Cameroon and Norway
To reach a 0-0 tie

Kiss a lawyer
Do my taxes
Get a hundren Brazillian waxes
These just a few of the things I would rather do than watch soccer

I would rather listen to Yanni CDs
While receiving a sigmoidoscopy
Administered by my 8th grade gym teacher
The one who always smelled like Aqua Velva and cheese
Than to have to watch soccer

Paul and Storm - Letras

• A Better Version of You
• Anything But Paris
• Barry Bonds Press Conference - The Musical
• Better Off Dead
• Boolean Love Song
• Buffett Night (Tonight, I'm a Parrothead)
• Chick and the Dictator
• Christmas Eve Eve
• Count To Ten
• Cruel, Cruel Moon
• Dexter the Credit Debt Badger
• Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley)
• Epithets
• Every Man Has a Secret
• Extremely Old With You
• Find the Words
• George Mason
• Grandma's Christmas Dinner
• Happy Birthday, Kristi
• Here Come The Dinosaurs
• Here's Looking At You
• Hippie with a Djembe
• Hot Monkey Love
• I Will Sing a Lullabye
• I'm Gonna Blow Myself Up
• John Mellecamp's Theme From 24
• K-R-I-S-T-I
• Lame Monster Party
• Lil' Guildies Theme Song
• Lindsay
• Live
• Lose the Gonads
• Me Make Fire
• Mel
• More Than Two
• Mother's Day Song
• Mr. Safety's Bowling Alley
• My Fantastic Plastic Girl
• Nugget Man
• Nun Fight
• Oh, No
• Old Keith Richards
• Opening Band
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't
• Randy Newman's Theme From Citizen Kane
• Randy Newman's Theme From Scarface
• Randy Newman's Theme From Seabiscuit
• Randy Newman's Theme From The Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King
• Randy Newman's Theme From The Passion of The Christ
• Shake Machine
• Six Guys, Ten Teeth
• Soccer
• Strip Club Daddy
• Tap Three Times
• Ten Finger Johnny
• That's the News of the Week
• The Ballad of Eddie Praeger
• The Ballad of Rufus Amos Adams
• The Ballad of the Sneak
• The BarryTones' Musical Summary of the News of the Week
• The Captain's Wife's Lament
• The Deballers
• The Easter Song
• The Miranda Lullabye
• The Paul and Storm Theme Song
• The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song
• Those Enron Boys
• Too Friggin' Hot
• Uncle Puffy
• You Just Don't Get It, do You?
• Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor)
• Your Town